April 22, 2008

Qboda IS much more delicious than the turkey-ham hybrid I had for lunch BUT I kinda forgot that my New Year’s Resolution was to only eat Qdoba once a month, NOT 2-3 times a week.  Seriously, they know my order at Qdoba and my NAME at Spicy Pickle.  I think it might be high time I go back to bringing leftovers and yogurt* with the rest of the working masses.  I just hate the loud chewers in the lunchroom. :(

 *I REFUSE, however, to bring “Danactive” or whatever other “Active”-named yogurts that are on the market.  I think is fucking sick how people sit around eating it as if they don’t know it’s purpose is to make you poo.  These same people wouldn’t be sitting around openly popping laxatives over brunch, so WHY IS IT OK to eat your bifidus regularis while I’m sitting with you? IT’S NOT OK. 

-Vivian, who eats Yoplait Original (usually vanilla)