April 22, 2008

he went to jared!

So, I’ve decided I want to be like Jared and walk to Subway everyday and lose like, half my body weight (nevermind the fact that I would probably die…). Anyway, details, details! Today was the first day and I think they screwed up my order (how is it possible to screw up a 6 inch turkey sub with like, 2 toppings?) and gave me a weird type of meat. I don’t know what it was… it wasn’t the normal turkey. It kind of tasted like ham, but not? A weird turkey ham hybrid? WHATEVER, it was fucking sick and I’m mad. I don’t think I’m going to be able to be like Jared (which is probably just as well considering Subway is across the street… not exactly exercise) and am going to think of some other ploy to become a motivational speaker for reasons totally unrelated to weightloss and gimmicks.

-vivian