viv and stella.

free burrito friday

free chipotle at the office today. SWEET.

 love,

stella

Qboda IS much more delicious than the turkey-ham hybrid I had for lunch BUT I kinda forgot that my New Year’s Resolution was to only eat Qdoba once a month, NOT 2-3 times a week.  Seriously, they know my order at Qdoba and my NAME at Spicy Pickle.  I think it might be high time I go back to bringing leftovers and yogurt* with the rest of the working masses.  I just hate the loud chewers in the lunchroom. :(

 *I REFUSE, however, to bring “Danactive” or whatever other “Active”-named yogurts that are on the market.  I think is fucking sick how people sit around eating it as if they don’t know it’s purpose is to make you poo.  These same people wouldn’t be sitting around openly popping laxatives over brunch, so WHY IS IT OK to eat your bifidus regularis while I’m sitting with you? IT’S NOT OK. 

-Vivian, who eats Yoplait Original (usually vanilla) 

sick

a. i despise (DESPISE) those “he went to jared!” commercials. especially the one where the family is all eating at a fake Italian restaurant (like the Olive Garden) and the stereotypical Italian waiter like, freaks out about the ring and falls over or something.

b. turkey-ham hybrid = not good. head back to spicy pickle or qdoba for lunch, viv. you’ll thank me.

he went to jared!

So, I’ve decided I want to be like Jared and walk to Subway everyday and lose like, half my body weight (nevermind the fact that I would probably die…). Anyway, details, details! Today was the first day and I think they screwed up my order (how is it possible to screw up a 6 inch turkey sub with like, 2 toppings?) and gave me a weird type of meat. I don’t know what it was… it wasn’t the normal turkey. It kind of tasted like ham, but not? A weird turkey ham hybrid? WHATEVER, it was fucking sick and I’m mad. I don’t think I’m going to be able to be like Jared (which is probably just as well considering Subway is across the street… not exactly exercise) and am going to think of some other ploy to become a motivational speaker for reasons totally unrelated to weightloss and gimmicks.

-vivian

party

we’re having one. in the summer. it’s going to be big.

 i make a killer white sangria. viv makes guac/bakes things.

we’re debating having a themed party. suggestions? 

stella obv has no shame.

(hi,  i have crushes on you guys, too.) 

in love

i totally have a tumblr crush. my first one.

viv knows how to “follow” someone, so he’s going to be the first one we follow. 

we kind of have a girl crush on another tumblr, so we might follow her, too.